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Amateur Option Trader, Anti-Vaxxer Not At All Worried About Delta

Amateur option trader and anti-vaccine Twitter user Chet Collins is not worried about Delta whatsoever, according to a statement on Collins’ social media pages.

“Delta is totally irrelevant and made up to scare us,” said Collins.

According to friends, Collins usually buys the cheapest Tesla call expiring the same week without regard for delta or any other option variable. Similarly, Collins is refusing to take the delta variant of Covid-19 seriously and has no plans to get vaccinated, according to sources.

“Why would I care about Delta? I did just fine not worry about any of those made up letters. Everyone said Theta would kill me, but I never even got that kind of Covid,” Collins said in a Twitter reply to the official CDC account.