NEW YORK — Market sources report that Flip Coin might not be as decentralized as traders initially thought after discovering the company has a CEO, management team, board of directors, and 300 employees.
“I thought something was up when the Flip Coin CEO unilaterally doubled supply at 3 a.m. last night after Tweeting ‘Big things on the horizon,’,” said Twitter user BeantownSox88. “But I figured it was fine, the team is doxxed so there couldn’t be anything fishy going on. I just hope this sort of thing doesn’t make people more skeptical of crypto in general because I told my boss to pay me exclusively in Mortal Coin-bat last month.”
UPDATE: Flip Coin’s CEO issued a statement affirming his commitment to letting the “community take control” of the project once he had cashed out enough to afford a beach house in Miami.