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Dear Jack Dorsey: That Dick Pic Was Meant for Bill Ackman. Please Unlock Our Account

Dear Jack Dorsey,

Today, I am guilty of two mistakes. First, I didn’t realize that I was logged in to the Hard Money account while attempting to send a message of a “personal” nature.

Second, in my haste to send the message, I accidentally clicked your name instead of Bill Ackman’s.

Please note that the image you received was not intended for you, and it was not intended to be sent from the Hard Money business account.

I would be forever grateful if we could put this unfortunate episode behind us and regain access to the Hard Money twitter account.

Love,

The Hard Money Social Media Manager