After officially announcing his alliance with r/WallStreetBets by tweeting “Gamestonk!!”, Elon Musk celebrated GameStop’s meteoric rise by releasing short shorts with the GameStop logo. The shorts come in a beautiful satin red with an embroidered “GameStop” logo on the behind.
Demand for the shorts is expected to surge as several WSB members are planning to stand outside Citron Research’s office wearing nothing but their short shorts later this week. Police have already warned local residents of the potentially disturbing scene and urged everyone to avoid the area.
The shorts are also expected to surpass every other item in GameStop’s inventory in terms of sales volume. Each pair is expected to cost the same as one share of GameStop, meaning the price will fluctuate as the stock moves.