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Fed Drops Money From Helicopter; Still Sees No Signs of Inflation

The Federal Reserve began a controversial program Monday afternoon, dropping millions of dollars from a helicopter onto the streets of Dallas.

“The Fed remains committed to maintaining a healthy economy, and throwing thousands of 20 dollar bills out of a helicopter is a necessary part of that program,” Chairman Jerome Powell said in a statement.

Dozens of people and executives from companies like Apple, Amazon, and General Motors rushed to grab the bills falling from the sky. Some were seen stuffing the money into their pockets, while witnesses reported that others were desperately trying to figure out how to deposit the cash into their Robinhood accounts.