Have you ever wanted to be rich? Just straight up “fuck you” rich? Asshole with a convertible and hot girlfriend in the passenger seat rich? Me too. And now I am.
I used to be just like you, but now I’m the guy in the convertible.
You want to know how I did it? It took me a while to learn this, but here it is: You don’t become a millionaire by having one big score. You become a millionaire by consistently making money every single day.
And the best way to do that is and always will be day trading. I became a millionaire expert day trader, and you can too by following these simple steps.
- Convince people you are a millionaire expert day trader who has unique secrets and insights that will make them rich, even though you’ve never done anything successfully in your entire life, let alone day trade, and no one should take any advice from you EVER. In fact, many of the people who have followed your advice are now dead (allegedly, court battle is still pending).
- Create video lessons.
- Choose random charts. Draw lines all over them and make a video saying where you bought and sold, even though you’ve never made profitable trade before and have been reduced to scamming people on youtube. Push those video lessons hard. Make sure to never post live trades!!
- Profit $500 a day.
- Rinse and repeat.
That’s how I did it. I also got a writing job at this site run by absolute morons. It’s a finance site called Hard Money, and the total fucking dolts who run the place let me write a tutorial about making money even though I am BROKE as FUCK.
To learn more, you’ll need to buy some video lessons.