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I Got In The Wrong Kind of Zoom Call and Now I’m Worth $1.3 Million

Oops! My boss told me to get in on a zoom call last week. I thought he was talking about call options and now I’m worth $1.3 million.

Who knew that Zoom was a video conferencing platform? I only knew about it through RobinHood. Unfortunately, I missed a very important virtual meeting for my accounting job, so I’m unemployed, but I think I can count this as a win.

Oh well, a classic misunderstanding that accidentally earned me six-figures. I’m sure this happens to people all the time. Kind of like the time when my friend said “hit that golf putt,” and I thought he meant “hit that $GOLF put” and I made $800k on Acushnet. What a life!