SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The world’s richest man, and noted internet troll, Elon Musk announced he would be purchasing Snapchat instead of Twitter as it was deemed more ‘fitting with his lifestyle’ after allegations that the tech platform broke privacy laws. “As you’ve probably heard by now, I was accused of exposing myself to someone, so that in mind, it seems a better fit for me to run the app specifically designed for exposing yourself to people, right?” Musk began explaining before maniacally laughing for a brief moment. “Twitter is good for spreading misinformation and trolling, both of which I love, but as the discourse shifts, the dick-pic app feels like the right move… although, both are plummeting in value, so maybe I’ll just buy both.” At press time it was announced Musk has plans to change the Snapchat logo to a horse and to charge $250,000 to block people on the app.
**IN LIGHT OF ALLEGATIONS, ELON MUSK DECIDES SNAPCHAT MAKES MORE SENSE FOR HIM TO BUY
