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“It’s Alt Season, Baby!” Man Types Through Tears

32-year old amateur cryptocurrency trader Brendan Michaels typed “It’s alt season, baby!” on Twitter as he fought back tears, according to sources.

After failing to sell his Bitcoin for a profit last week, Michaels is now heavily underwater, according to a source familiar with Michaels’ Robinhood account.

Michaels also tweeted that he would “definitely ape into some alt coins now,” although sources indicate that Michaels has very little liquidity left to make such a trade.