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Jerome Powell: “In My Second Term, I Pledge to Make Quadrillionaires a Thing”

After news broke that Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell was being nominated for a second term, Powell called a press conference to clarify his goals for another term.

“I pledge to make quadrillionaires a reality in the United States,” Powell told reporters. “For far too long, we have only had multi-billionaires to look up to. We need to set the bar higher and mint some quadrillionaire business leaders.”

Powell posed next to several pallets of money, explaining that it was up for grabs among any CEOs who dared to “dream big enough to amass more wealth than most countries could ever dream of having.”