Ledger announced a new cold storage wallet Thursday that will be waterproof to protect the electronic components from the tears of crypto traders who have lost massive sums of money, according to a press release.
“We know our customers will be overjoyed with this latest innovation,” the company said on social media. “They can now safely sob over their Ledger wallets without fear of water damage comprising their depleted crypto assets.”
Cryptocurrency traders camped out around the block of a local Best Buy to purchase the wallet on its first day available, though conflicting reports indicate that those traders were simply living in tents after losing their apartments.