Washington, DC — In an unexpected turn, Nancy Pelosi hopped onto the GameStop hearing to demand answers from Keith Gill also known as RoaringKitty or Deepfuckingvalue as to how volatility could crush her previously high flying Tesla calls that she famously owns.
“Mr. Gill Tesla beat earnings on both top and bottom line. The stock was up 5% on this news yet my call options were down almost a full point,” said an irate Pelosi. “Please explain to me how something like that is possible.”
Gill was quick to answer. “Speaker Pelosi I’m the son of a truck driver and the first person in my family to graduate college. I’m a strong believer in the fundamentals of Gamestop but have no idea about the IV crush related to your Tesla calls. I do know options carry a greater amount of risk and should only be purchased by more advanced investors.”
Pelosi was unpleased with this response and stormed off the screen clearly angry she’s getting killed on these options.
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