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**REPORT: CRYPTO INVESTOR DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THE CRASH BECAUSE HE’S HERE FOR THE COMMUNITY

Philadelphia – Cryptocurrencies investor Kevin Warg, 24, didn’t notice the crypto crash that wiped out $300 Billion in value, according to an increasingly desperate sounding report posted inside a discord community.

“I don’t really pay attention to stuff like that. I’m here for the community,” the trader, who three days ago he had $1 Million of $LUNA that is now worth $165, said. “I was probably on the Bored Ape Discord or trying to figure out what I would wear to NFT NYC. No one even mentioned it.”

There are reports Mr. Warg had to cancel his trip to New York City.

“I’m here for the community,” he repeated forlornly, sources close to the situation confirmed, as he boxed up his belongings to move in with his second favorite community – his parents.