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Robinhood CEO Preemptively Schedules TV Appearances to Deny Wrongdoing In Next GameStop Scandal

Vlad, Robinhood CEO, is spending most of his night preemptively scheduling TV and podcast appearances to deny any wrongdoing in the upcoming sequel to the GameStop v. Robinhood scandal, sources confirmed. Gamestop ($GME) shares soared in afternoon trading to an over 100% in a surefire sign that something sketchy is about to go down and Vlad will need to polish up some canned responses.

As of press time Vlad could not be reached for comment, as he was reportedly setting up lighting and audio for a non-stop block of interviews where he will deny liquidity issues while also kinda saying that it was just a liquidity issue.

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