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SEC to Launch Investigation Into Elon Musk’s Haircut

The SEC reportedly launched an investigation into Elon Musk’s haircut, sources within the commission say.

According to those sources, the SEC is looking into the “blatant abuse” of normal haircut etiquette and which laws Musk has broke with his haircut.

“It’s not a matter of if, but how many laws Musk broke with this horrible haircut,” securities lawywer Josh Rippen said. “This is such a blatant infraction that I would not be surprised if the SEC cracks down on Musk hard.”