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ShitCoin Investor Not Impressed by Bitcoin’s Meager 1.7 Billion Percent Gain

12-year old Altcoin investor Gavin Berry was not impressed by Bitcoin’s “meager” 1.7 billion percent gain after checking CoinMarketCap this afternoon.

“I’m seeing a lot of normies excited about a 1.7 billion percent gain, but in my experience investing in shit coins, that’s pretty average,” Berry said.

The young trader usually looks for profit opportunities of “at least 10 trillion percent” to meet his hurdle rate.