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#Silversqueeze Dead? Why Peter Schiff Just Can’t Catch a Fucking Break

After orchestrating one of the biggest short squeezes in history a few weeks ago, the subreddit Wallstreetbets moved on to its next target with rumors swirling they would be shorting silver and the hashtag #silversqueeze began to trend on Twitter.

Peter Schiff was elated to learn this as finally his precious shiny metals would get in on the fun and rip higher just likes he’s been predicting for over a decade now. But just like usual Schiff just can’t catch a fucking break and the pop was quickly sold and the silver squeeze was over before it started.

“I realize silver isn’t heavily shorted the way Gamestop or AMC was and that there was no basis behind a legitimate squeeze but come the fuck on,” said an exasperated Schiff. “Can I just have this one thing? Give me this. Please!”

With inflation starting to creep up, it’s truly hard to believe that precious metals wouldn’t move higher on their own considering the past relation between the two and the daily price increase of cryptocurrencies. Schiff has some theories as to why this is.

“In some past life I did something very bad. Or God exists and I have angered him. Whichever it is I’m not sure but there just isn’t any other explanation.”

As of this writing gold and silver are both well off their highs while Bitcoin has broken through $52000.