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Tesla Jumps $36 Billion in Market Cap on News of Elon Musk Tweeting “TITS”

Tesla stock jumped 3.43% today, or about $36 billion in market cap, on news that Elon Musk tweeted “TITS” to his more than 60 million followers.

“This is why Elon is a true tech visionary – Bill Gates would never do something this bold,” said Josh Myers, a 31-year old white male who has amassed 60,000 followers simply by tweeting simple facts about Elon Musk from Wikipedia.

Analysts speculate that Musk may tweet about asses on Monday, which could send the stock even higher.