New York, New York – Tesla $TSLA stock crashed today after it was put in autopilot, according to reports. The hopes of all $TSLA shareholders were killed in the crash after the stock accelerated uncontrollably to the downside. It’s unclear if any will recover.
One investor, who was all in on $TSLA, said he was asleep when the stock crashed. “I thought it was safe to just kinda doze off and enjoy the ride,” he said.
“Now I have nothing. Can you give me a ride back to my place?”