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Tesla to Offer Short Sellers Free Rides to Bankruptcy Court

Tesla announced its new charitable initiative to provide free rides to bankruptcy court for “any and all short sellers in need,” the company said in a press release.

“Comfortable, luxurious Tesla vehicles will pick up any short sellers needing to file papers in bankruptcy court and ferry them to the courthouse,” the statement continued.

The rides will be fully autonomous, the company said, allowing short sellers to cry uncontrollably without a driver as a witness.