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Time Revokes Award After Editors Discover Elon Musk’s Haircut

Time Magazine announced Monday morning that Elon Musk would be its “Person of the Year”, but the award was quickly rescinded after editors discovered Musk’s haircut.

“After reviewing Musk’s latest haircut, we cannot in good faith give him the Person of the Year award,” the magazine said in a statement.

According to sources, Time will likely give the honor to some other person who made billions while tweeting memes from the toilet.